“When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected”

“The first time you apply a CSS to a web page”

How to Get Water Out of Your Ear

When you met girl on facebook

Never combine beer with viagra, hahahah

When the waiter brings the bill

When you are the only one who work in your family

When you forget your condoms

The first time you see her without make-up

Mom throw me 1 dolar for ice cream

When you are chased by her husband

When you suddenly see the boy you like.

When camera is more important than his life.

In college, when the professor gives you to pull a question.

When you have "One night stand "

When play bass music

When someone in your family listen Metal Music :D

When you passed last exam

Killing boredom while waiting for the bus

Wake up in the bus and you do not know whether you missed your stop