When an older man sitting at the computer

That when you hear the first few questions on the exam

When you get up in the morning ...

When grandmother sees an empty place in the bus

Аfter eight beers you lie down on your back and try to sleep

When you come to terms with it to renew the year

When you remember that you did not lock the door

When you remind professor that you had homework

When you finally come on line in orthopedics

Monday morning ...

When you realize who you voted

When your wife sucks

What when drunk showing middle finger

When you show your family a new girlfriend

When your family sees new boyfriend

When your waitress says: "There is no cold beer, whether the crates .."

When the teacher will catch you prescribing

When you hear the cigarettes more expensive

When you come to the line at the dentist

When boss came

When you are transported from partying at which you gave your maximum

When you stop use steroids

When you explain to chinese man what you need