Thursday, April 10, 2014

You’re In The Car With A Bad Driver


You Go Swimming And The Water Is Too Cold


Your Girlfriend Says She Wants A Baby


You Just Kissed A Hot Girl


When I just miss the bus or subway


When someone posts their engagement pictures on Facebook


When girls younger than me get engaged


When you do not have an ID card


No internet connection


When you ring the alarm and do not know where you left it


When betting houses will drop coefficient


When the father explains to your mother what you came last night


When taking a look at the meter, and not even half way to the end of the ride


When checking whether you come to the right bus


When you find the girl


When the TV news for deaf and mute say they will hold elections


When the waiter brings you bill


When a worker at the gas going to ask for a salary


When you lose the match, but You remember that you played against itself in the betting


When you do not know the beginning of the song, and then goes the refrain


When you want to leave the girl and she gets pregnant


That feeling when you get out of the gym!


When they ask how much did you drink last night


When you call to play strip poker


When you explain buddy solving this problem with the test, and you realize you've done it wrong


Wednesday, April 9, 2014

When an older man sitting at the computer


That when you hear the first few questions on the exam


When you get up in the morning ...


When grandmother sees an empty place in the bus


Аfter eight beers you lie down on your back and try to sleep


When you come to terms with it to renew the year


When you remember that you did not lock the door


When you remind professor that you had homework


When you finally come on line in orthopedics


Monday morning ...


When you realize who you voted


When your wife sucks